Game Review (written by Trouserdog) Added on: 07/14/2008 Hollywood Poker had a simple premise, which as you would imagine, involved playing poker against beautiful women, with the ultimate aim being that of seeing them stripping off. There were only four opponents to choose from, and as would be logical to a 13 year old, the bigger the woman’s breasts, the more the difficulty level increased.
The first three opponents I can’t remember all that much about, except that I treated them as little more than training exercises for games against the beautiful, buxom blonde goddess that was “Miriam”. Miriam was not only well-blessed in the bra-department, but conveniently played cards in-front of a full length mirror, leaving you with a fine view of what was going on behind as well.
Graphics were great for the time, although being as they were still, as opposed to moving, pictures then that was only to be expected. The other bonus was that for once, the poorer kids who couldn’t afford proper monitors were better off, as the more softly-defined images of a portable TV set were vastly superior to depicting naked breasts than what were, at the time, the harsher-crisper-images of a proper monitor.
All in all a great way to learn how to play cards.
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