This game stands to be one of the most frustrating concepts in the history of gaming. It is bad enough that crabs are bellowing out of a tube, but fireballs and all sorts of crazy crap are flinging everywhere while my buddy is backstabbing me and pushing me into all this dangerous crap and giant crabs. This is why I believe that this may in fact be the GREATEST GAME EVER MADE! Video games aren’t about deep stories and impressive graphics, they’re about making your best friend hate you to the point of pushing a nes remote through your eye socket.
This game stands to be one of the most frustrating concepts in the history of gaming. It is bad enough that crabs are bellowing out of a tube, but fireballs and all sorts of crazy crap are flinging everywhere while my buddy is backstabbing me and pushing me into all this dangerous crap and giant crabs. This is why I believe that this may in fact be the GREATEST GAME EVER MADE! Video games aren’t about deep stories and impressive graphics, they’re about making your best friend hate you to the point of pushing a nes remote through your eye socket. This game stands as a footstep towards other infuriating Nintendo titles like Mario Party and Super Smash Bros. You show me someone who doesn’t get
sick, inhuman pleasure out putting their friends in dismay and I’ll show someone who lies to nuns and spits on the homeless.
Frankly, this game satisfies every fantasy I have ever had before hair started growing on other parts of my body.
1) Hitting block that makes the world shake
2) Flipping dangerous giant crabs onto their backs and kicking them out of existence
3) Pushing friends into said crab
4) Dodging fireballs
5) Running from a super-fast giant crab that has gone berserk after watching me kill off all of his friends single handedly despite the instillation of a fireball spewing security system.
In my opinion, this game is in desperate need of a remake. It reminds us that sewers were cool before ninja turtles, that jumping on your friend’s head is funny, and that just because you can’t tell what a creature is it doesn’t mean that you can’t flip it on its belly and kick it in the face while it’s down. Just spruce up the graphics to cater to a younger audience and maybe slap together a heavy metal soundtrack and they would be on their way to success. Maybe even throw in some customizable characters. Those are always sweet. But make them less realistic. I want four arms like Goro, and vampire teeth, and maybe a chainsaw in case I get bored of kicking animals in the face.
Despite what many may think, this game has more to offer than any other game in the history of mankind.
