Stroker

Stroker is one of those games that allow little kids to learn about masturbating and not blow their wads too quickly. I used to love playing this game when I was growing up. I was probably around the age that boys start to so that kind of stuff anyway, 10 or 12 I would say. But my mom had recently bought me commodore 64 and like two thousand games for it, I was stoked cause hey what else is there to get excited about back then.

So I start going through all my games and there were the summer games and winter games and impossible missions and maniac mansion, well all those are fine and dandy, but when I saw one marked adult I had to find out what was on it. I plopped that bad boy in the disk driver and turned it on, stroker was on there and I loaded it up, well needless to say that after I stopped laughing when I saw the penis and very, very, very hair testicles I tried to play the game.
I give the sound a 10 ‘cause it is an addicting rhythm that I started dancing to. I gave it a 5 in the visual category because it’s just a penis after all. But you have to make a hand go up and down on this so called penis and you have to do it at a certain pace or it will not work at all, you following me so far? If you go too fast then it makes all these weird noises and you shoot your wad all over the arm and you have to start over, if you go to slow then you don’t reach the peak on the hardness scale and you go flaccid, just like in real life huh, well you know what they say life imitates art. If you go at just the right pace then you will be playing for a while and right when your hand and arms are about to get tired then you finally reach the peak on the hardness meter and you shoot all over the place.
All and all I say it is a good game for adults to sit and enjoy whenever they can. You should download this game and give it a try, I guarantee you that you will not be disappointed. It is an addicting game and will have you sitting at your computer desk playing over and over just to get it right. But don’t play for too long because my grandmother once told me that if I play with it too long that I will go blind. I have always wondered why my eyesight is poor. Maybe she was right!