Game Review (written by Stuffnthings) Added on: 07/23/2007 This game is fun and funny. Graphics are what you'd expect from a 1992 game, but a lot of sexy scenes and a lot of jokes throughout the whole game. I remember playing this a long time ago and wanting to find it again so I did. It was a lot better when I was 13, but still fun. It’s slightly challenging simply because its easy to get lost in the first level, but you have to find a penis enlarger and stay-hard cream. Other wise its a lot like doom 1, back up as your firing and you wont get hurt.
Controls are pretty simple, directional pad for movement, f1-f4 to choose weapons, ctrl to fire. Good times for a couple of run throughs, but the replay value is lacking. A couple other things to note: the kneeling women on the wall suck you off to restore your health, the kegs refill your pee, the burrito stands refill your gas meter, the matches on the floor...well you can probably guess what they refill :)
All in all this is a fun game that’s good to kill about an hour or so, lots of sex jokes, sex, nudity, jackhammers, fat guys, all rendered in pixelated cartoon type format.
Give it a try and have lots of fun. Remember to watch your gas/urine/ and erection meters or else youll be left naked and defenseless in a scary world :).
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