Game Review (written by Simonslater69) Added on: 09/24/2006
This is a RPG similar to Fuck Quest. The idea of the game is to score with all 11 women in the game. To do this you have to find certain objects in order to complete your missions, only trouble is that object positions are random. Not a bad point and click adventure. Graphics are simple, and as with all the old DOS games the rendering of the women is extremely basic so imagination required.
As you go around completing your missions your rival Dr. Dildo will be attempting to do the same. If you score with more women than Dr. Dildo you win. In order to do this there are 3 stages to winning. Firstly finding the specific item(s) to get to the woman, sleep with her (which is a trial in itself, do you kiss, eat etc.) - dont forget to take your clothes off first! Then finally leaving a particular item behind will stop Dr. Dildo from getting any where near her. The game has 3 different skill levels which really dont appear to be any different.
The order of some items changes from game to game!
Also, never drop any items and leave them for Dr Dildo to pick up! The only
thing that should be hitting the ground for any length of time in
this game is Brad Stallion's pants.
Some items can be very difficult to spot against the backgrounds. And
some items are apparently dropped by Dr Dildo when he succeeds or fails on
a planet. So don't be surprised if you have to visit all the planets
at least twice to find everything you need.
The game is set on 12 different planets. You move between these using
Brad's Big Thruster; the dick-shaped spaceship, not the reason for
Brad's existence. When you're at the Interactive View Screen inside the
ship, you can choose between planets using the mouse. When the ship
fuel gauge gets to empty, GO to Earth and refuel by pressing Zipper
(far left button) to disembark, then USE fuel tank, then GO ship. To
choose a destination, just click on a planet (there are lots of things
on the screen that aren't planets) so that you see the name in the
bottom left panel, then click GO.
If you are a fan of the Fuck Quest games then you will probably enjoy this game otherwise id stay well away. Easy to play, easy to complete but easy to get bored of.
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Eduardo (12/20/2006)
I adore this game and it's creators! |
