Game Review (written by Jiminy_crickette) Added on: 01/18/2008
Virtual woman 95 is a game obviously made in 95 about a virtual woman. Usually, I’m not a negative person, but this game was just a little frustrating. You should play it if you have nothing better to do because your Internet has been cut off and you happen to have this on your computer.
There is very little amusing dialogue with the AI girls, although at least they tried to give them a little personality. Personality here means they just say some lines more than others. The whole point of this game is to “Type in your response and hit enter. Can you convince your virtual woman to undress?” Well, you work your way down from her T-shirt or dress to her pants, and then there’s her underwear. Once you convince her to get her underwear off, she disappears! Then she comes back, only to tell you she won’t let you go any farther unless you register. Aw…
I found the most fun in this game when you’re actually creating her. It’s like all those games where you take the clothes and put them on the girl, but you have to click it just right or she looks super weird and you can tell she’s only behind the clothes. Except, you don’t have to click and drag! Press the button, then scroll down to the type of clothes you want her to wear. Even her attitude is like that. There’re 5 types of personalities to choose from, however, she might not end up with the attitude you gave her, even though you distinctly remember picking a different attitude. Just because they decide to elaborate on it doesn’t mean it’s the same thing. For example, I picked curious, and she got distrustful.
Then there’s her biography. You can’t change a single thing there. I eventually gave up trying. A lot of the names are kind of weird, not sexy at all…
Overall, it’s an all right game, but like I said, only if you’ve got nothing better to do.
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